You've made it back for another week of Game of Thrones. Quite frankly, we're a little bit surprised. Last week's episode was all kinds of disgusting, terrible, and sad. You're pretty silly returning for more.
And yet, here you are, so let's watch some Game of Thrones.
Maybe your favourite character is still alive, and you feel a vested interest in the show. Good for you!
someone on the internet made this.
so, what other depravity to these sick fucks have in store for us this week?
wowzers! last week's episode of game of thrones (walk of punishment) sure was a doozy. let's give those fine actors a hand - i think i saw a spare one around here some place.
how spoiler-iffic is the title of today's episode? (we've sworn an oath not to tell!)
will dany (and her unsullied) be in this episode?
just what does jon snow know, anyway? (spoiler alert: nothing!)
and hey, did everyone see ser davos on doctor who last weekend? what's up with that guy?
grab your drinks (we'll post a run-down of ours shortly), and hit the jump with us for further shenanigans! who knows - we may even answer some of the questions posed above.
by the grace of the seven, you guys!!
it's almost time for game of thrones again!
...yeah, so we weren't here last week. i'm sure we had our reasons, just as i'm sure you're waaay more interested in getting on with this week's episode!
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
(don't forget today is Billy Corgan's birthday!)
everybody loves some billy corgan, right?
We hope this means that you're already a few beers deep, and very much enjoying the spirit of the season, and that's why you're all green. It's food dye, right? Certainly not mold and gangrene eh? No walkers around these parts, right?
oh, charlie day.
so after a string of something approaching decent episodes, last week was a bit of a clunker. sorta slow. sorta boring. lots of talking and whiskey, not so much... umm, excitement. they did come to one agreement, however.
rick is a real fuckin' leader. not like that governing guy.
so, where's this all leave us?
is merle still being a pain in the ass at the jail?
are glenn and maggie all sorted out i guess?
what happened to morgan? or tyrese for that matter?
are these two grown-ass white dudes really going to fight over michonne's ownership for the rest of the season? or are they actually fighting over andrea?
what in the bloody blue hell is andrea actually doing? like, seriously?
oh, and how much longer until rick, y'know, gets luke skywalker'd?
can't some people just die and this storyline be over?
i can't sit here and tell you you'll get the answers you're looking for over this here cut, but i'm sure as hell going to help you try to figure it all out.
Wasn't last week's episode great?
Are you ready for what will likely be none of the same?
We know we are.
How're the cast and crew of The Walking Dead going to follow up on one of the better episodes in a few seasons? Who knows? We're ready to find out though.
Will tonight's episode feature just a single group again, or are we back to the ensemble cast?
How's Merle working out at the jail? How are preparations going?
How's the Governor's depth perception doing? He sure can still shoot. Is he planning to shoot again soon?
Daryl - we missed him for an entire episode. What's he been up to?
everyone loves some melissa etheridge, even after z-day.
We don't know, and you don't know, but if you hit the jump and we watch "Arrow on the Doorpost" (wtf does that mean?) then we're just to get at least a few answers.
We're certain that you, just like us, have been sitting on the edge of your seat since the end of last week's episode! It was a real nail biter, no? I mean, seriously... Who is it that's telling somebody else (in very poor grammar) that they're not a judas? Who, really, who? I mean, it could be Daryl, but we know that Reedus is a Judas, right?
i mean, unless the writers are willing to ignore such obvious things.
so we guess it could be Merle, right?
He's not going to betray anyone, right?
And he can't really do no talking not so good, huh?
Meh, just 'cause, here's Daryl again, before Z-Day.
life's easier now, huntin' squirrels.
Anywho, it seems like we're on the verge of a whole lot of messiness going down in these next few episodes, and it's a safe bet it starts picking up here, no? There are only five episodes left after all.
Lots of questions to be answered (as per usual) in Georgia tonight.
Will Rick and the Prison Gang retaliate to the Governor's attack?
How will Andrea cope with the knowledge that her friends are alive, and were attacked?
Is Merle going to be able to adapt to life in prison? (heh, see what I did there?)
this guy clearly never saw any of the Evil Dead films OR Planet Terror
- excellent examples of coping with your new body during the zombpacalypse...
...or wait. maybe he's just confused, 'cause he has all those bad-ass stabby attachments
And seriously! Just who in the world isn't a judas, anyway?
You're back!
You survived, good for you. You're doing a lot better than some of the chumps on this show.
Welcome back for another fanciful week of Walker-Geddon in the hills (plains) of Georgia, with the fine folk of The Walking Dead. Last week's episode "The Suicide King" offered up a lot of changes, and hopefully we'll see how these changes affect our characters in this week's episode, called "Home"
yeah, anytime i can put NIN in a post, i will. they have a song with the same name of an ep? boooooom
So, will the fine folks of Woodbury retaliate on Rick's Posse?
Will Ghost Lori be able to prevent Rick from killing teenage girls with machine guns? (man, he did that.)
How will the Whistlin' Dixons deal with brotherhood again so suddenly after all this time apart? And with their separate allegiances?
too much? not enough? let us know!
take off your shoes and coat and come on inside. we've got some drinks and snacks, and a whole bunch of walking dead ahead, so c'mon in.
and super scary gory fun?
will then hot diggity, do we have an hour of fun for you.
(eww, we said hot diggity. we're sorry.)
this week on the walking dead:
will rick slay more people for fun?
will everyone just kill for fun?
hey, michonne. what's up with her?
helicopters?
merle?
join us after the cut for all this and more, on episode 3: walk with me.
8:40 - welcome back!
we're here for episode 2 of season 3, and it promises to be an exciting one!
will the group strengthen their hold on the prison?
will hershel's leg lead to infection, or worse?
will lori's baby be a walker?
will andrea's medication help?
join us beyond the cut for the answers to these (yeah, right) and loads more important questions!
we're here starting our first full season of liveblogging the walking dead. be excited - we kicked things off doing the season finale last year, and we're very excited about the developments of this season. stay tuned with us as we learn all about what directions the characters head in this year! will the writers follow the comics? will (rick make) lori keep the baby? will anyone miss shane? will carl stay in the damn house?
why won't this boy stay in the house?
8:55 - turn off your phone! dim the lights! get the umm, whatever you drink or eat! tonite's episode is brought to you by Muskoka Mad Tom India Pale Ale, Maudite and various David's Teas. Yes. Beer and Tea. We're like that. and we're excited! Hit the jump to watch the episode with us!
whelp, it's sunday again, but this one's a little bittersweet. tonight we'll set our blogs to "live" for one last game of thrones episode. valar morghulis is the season finale, of course, and as such we're on the edge of our seats in many regards.
how will the events at blackwater bay affect king's landing and westeros at large? what will happen in qarth, with dany and her dragons? what is jon snow's fate above the wall? what will happen in winterfell, and how will theon's actions shake out?
he sure does, theon! let's find out why - after the jump!
holy crap, we can't believe there are only two episodes left!
it's sunday, so here one comes, and this one certainly looks to be a doozy.
did you know bronn had +4 archery skills?
expect all sorts of carnage, and bloodshed, and well, certainly fire tonight.
will bronn finally find some pigshit he fancies? will dany enter the house of the undying? will jon snow face mance rayder? will stannis breach the mud gate?
