Welcome back, folks! Grab yourself a drink (we're having some mulberry magic tea, James Ready beer, and Muskoka Twice as Mad Tom IPA, but feel free to make your own choices) and settle in for the latest episode: This Sorrowful Life.
seems like a harvester of sorrow would be pretty useful for these people.
Who's going to die tonight?
How will the writers drag out one more episode before the final battle (or worse, a cliffhanger leading up to no climax whatsoever)?
Will Merle's redemption arc finally be executed (heh)?
Will we be able to sit through whatever happens to Andrea in the Governor's torture room?
And will this be the episode to make us say "yeah...Game of Thrones is back next week. fuck this
show"?
rick's into giving out roles these days.
hit the jump, in the hopes that we will find the answers to these, and many other questions!
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
(don't forget today is Billy Corgan's birthday!)
everybody loves some billy corgan, right?
We hope this means that you're already a few beers deep, and very much enjoying the spirit of the season, and that's why you're all green. It's food dye, right? Certainly not mold and gangrene eh? No walkers around these parts, right?
oh, charlie day.
so after a string of something approaching decent episodes, last week was a bit of a clunker. sorta slow. sorta boring. lots of talking and whiskey, not so much... umm, excitement. they did come to one agreement, however.
rick is a real fuckin' leader. not like that governing guy.
so, where's this all leave us?
is merle still being a pain in the ass at the jail?
are glenn and maggie all sorted out i guess?
what happened to morgan? or tyrese for that matter?
are these two grown-ass white dudes really going to fight over michonne's ownership for the rest of the season? or are they actually fighting over andrea?
what in the bloody blue hell is andrea actually doing? like, seriously?
oh, and how much longer until rick, y'know, gets luke skywalker'd?
can't some people just die and this storyline be over?
i can't sit here and tell you you'll get the answers you're looking for over this here cut, but i'm sure as hell going to help you try to figure it all out.
Wasn't last week's episode great?
Are you ready for what will likely be none of the same?
We know we are.
How're the cast and crew of The Walking Dead going to follow up on one of the better episodes in a few seasons? Who knows? We're ready to find out though.
Will tonight's episode feature just a single group again, or are we back to the ensemble cast?
How's Merle working out at the jail? How are preparations going?
How's the Governor's depth perception doing? He sure can still shoot. Is he planning to shoot again soon?
Daryl - we missed him for an entire episode. What's he been up to?
everyone loves some melissa etheridge, even after z-day.
We don't know, and you don't know, but if you hit the jump and we watch "Arrow on the Doorpost" (wtf does that mean?) then we're just to get at least a few answers.
are you ready for another week of walkers and talkers and dudes with one eye? we know we are.
with the season trucking along, there's plenty of unrest going on there in Georgia. Last we saw everyone, Rick's group had jettisoned Andrea and Tyrese's entire group, but kept Merle. What's the deal with that? Who friggin' knows.
turn it up, and rock some Kardy. he's a 416 guy like us.
So word on the street is that Rick feels overpowered by the Governor's weapons, and is going to try to arm themselves up. How's that going to play out?
-Will Andrea try to kill the Governor some other night after screwing him again?
-Will the writers make Andrea do any more stupid crap?
-Will we finally get some development for Michonne?
-Are there really any extra weapons out there?
-Are there any other supplies out there?
man, you don't even know what's tuna anymore!
bounce jump with us to find out all the answers ye seek.
We're certain that you, just like us, have been sitting on the edge of your seat since the end of last week's episode! It was a real nail biter, no? I mean, seriously... Who is it that's telling somebody else (in very poor grammar) that they're not a judas? Who, really, who? I mean, it could be Daryl, but we know that Reedus is a Judas, right?
i mean, unless the writers are willing to ignore such obvious things.
so we guess it could be Merle, right?
He's not going to betray anyone, right?
And he can't really do no talking not so good, huh?
Meh, just 'cause, here's Daryl again, before Z-Day.
life's easier now, huntin' squirrels.
Anywho, it seems like we're on the verge of a whole lot of messiness going down in these next few episodes, and it's a safe bet it starts picking up here, no? There are only five episodes left after all.
Lots of questions to be answered (as per usual) in Georgia tonight.
Will Rick and the Prison Gang retaliate to the Governor's attack?
How will Andrea cope with the knowledge that her friends are alive, and were attacked?
Is Merle going to be able to adapt to life in prison? (heh, see what I did there?)
this guy clearly never saw any of the Evil Dead films OR Planet Terror
- excellent examples of coping with your new body during the zombpacalypse...
...or wait. maybe he's just confused, 'cause he has all those bad-ass stabby attachments
And seriously! Just who in the world isn't a judas, anyway?
